It's worse than I thought it would be

Obama supporters are going into withdrawal after their high.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_win_causes_obsessive?utm_source=embedded_video

It's worth watching it a second time with the sound off to read the crawl at the bottom of the screen.

Take time for one minute of incisive political news

If you can only afford the time for one minute of political news today this short video is your best bet.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/portrayal_of_obama_as_elitist?utm_source=videomrss_83996

Or, if you really don't care about politics you can spend your minute learning about the completion of more than one hundred years of scientific study of a crucial topic.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/cosmopolitan_institute_completes